on kids and other things

was listening to muttons in the morning when they said that ostrichs are the only birds with their brains smaller than their eyes. but i remember that time wang said his brain is in his little finger lei.

monday - the start of a viscous cycle, being bored to death den revived during the weekends and die again. dying of second hand smoke. i jus think smokers who affect non-smokers adversely shud be castrated. girls shud be disfigured. (speeding up the aftermath of smoking anyway)

winnie is(or was?) working with kids. i cant believe it.
recently there's a show on channel 8 which shows how authistic and retarded kids get help from special schools. that show successfully repel me from trying to like kids. no offence to parents of kids with special needs, but i dun even like normal, healthy kids.

they are just so repulsive.

they are noisy, needs attention all the time and are not cute at all. why do other girls like kids so much? kids pick up vulgarities faster den they do manners, and they require so much money to rear, and so much pain to produce. plus wanling once told me one of the reasons she will ever get pregnant is cos boobs get fuller during and after pregnancy. not that wanling hate kids, no. she likes them, much to my disapproval.

wang says a family without kids is not whole. so i said u wan kids jus to make ur family whole? den he gave up arguing with a simple "u'll understand when u grow up". den i said haven i grown up enough? he said my perspective is never the same; it changes all the time, so i'm still more or less a kid. wa lao.

unless the kids are malay kids or ang moh kids, who i find super adorable. they have so much life in them, unlike singapore chinese kids, who mostly looked under-nourished or spoilt rotten, not to mention bespectacled.

my mom says i'm very selfish if i were not to have kids in the future, which wang agrees and i strongly disagree. i dun think anyone will be able to change my perspective in the near future, cos i still think dogs are worthy of more attention and love den kids, who are inappreciative dwarfs, creating more trouble den they are worth.

on why i think she's a bitch

the client of a huge project dropped by yesterday, sending my whole team into a frenzy, tyring to make them feel comfortable and keeping them updated on the progress of the construction. den they went to the shelves where we kept all the paperwork and asked to see some files from section L. i took all 5 files for them and one client said that there was supposed to be 6 files. den john, eva and francis all turn to look at me. actually i was in charge of all these files, from section A to R, each section having at least 3 files. but section L was done way before i was recruited, so i have no idea where the last file went. francis understood my plight and proceed to search his desk in case the file was misplaced there, while john tried to talk to the client so as to distract them from focusing on my incapability. also, on one of the section L files' sidebars is typed wrongly, and eva immediately said to me,"see, u typed wrongly" in wad i deemed as an accusing manner. but the ang moh client beamed at me and said,"its all right! we all make mistakes sometimes". and i was spared.

the thing was HOW COULD I TYPE THE SIDEBAR IF I WASN'T EVEN HIRED YET?

me and francis ran around to search the missing file, and den i spotted eva talking to a guy who has issues i dun think to be more urgent than ours. and when john asked her to search the files, she stood at the shelf and move the files idly around, and asked me if i misplaced the file or i did not realise it to be missing in the first place.

wa lao dunno it is missing oso my fault!? she oso dunno wad.

i think all she care is that i am delaying her break to go smoke cos justina is waiting for her at the corridor with her box of cigarettes. while me john and francis were sending the customers away, i saw her returning from her puff break. i really cant stand her anymore.

hee

francis said he will do all the work while i play msn games.

no wonder i'm so free nowadays.

i think he dotes on me :)