pigeons!

look at the date. i am so not studying and i am so going to fail my maths. i am so paranoid think i shall just bang the wall. *BANG~!* feels better now.

this is a very serious matter concerning many people. the presence of pigeons. to define them, i shall say they are arrogant ugly creatures who waddle from place to place and are too lazy to fly even with pending danger ahead. are oblivious to sinister eyes staring at them to get out of the way and have the smelliest vile excreta ever.

altho i am a great lover of nature and animals, like cute dogs and cats, i extremely loathe pigeons. there was this time i told my fren i really hate them;

me: stupid pigeons *STAMP!* block my way.

note: when i stamp, i dun stamp on them, but the ground so cant sue me. i hoped that by doing so they will fly off you see. but those how lian idiots slowly stroll to the side for me to pass thru.

me: kan she me kan!!! @%$$&#%#! *to the pigeons of cos*

fren: oy, why u so angry.

me: they stare at me lor.

fren: they like to stare den let them stare la.

me: eee. so arrogant. not even afraid of me when i am so much bigger den them.

fren: no la, not arrogant. they are so cute! so blur! when u stamp at them they stare at you den react 5 seconds later! cute hor!

i almost died on the spot. wth.

there was this time i saw a huge group of them waddling around under a block of flat. so i chiong in the middle and STAMP! den from above i heard people scolding me. maybe its god seeing how naughty and a big bully i was, intervened and intend to scold me. but when i look up, lo and behold, it was an ah pek, feeding those foul vermins food!

dun he noe we are not supposed to feed the pigeons!? cos they will happily thrive and reproduce and finally overcome humans in number and size and appetite and by then all our food will be seized by this retarded animals and we will leave a humiliating mistake in the whole of human history! we will die from hunger and suffering from their white gooey droppings and eventually become extinct. hooray.

but i wasnt rude to the ah pek. i just walked away.

why cant our neighborhood be covered with swallows instead?