things i rmb when i was a kid

I remember:

1) the first time I took a bus. I was supposed to go bedok but I board the bus at the wrong firection and end up at jurong instead! I rmb those were the times when we still have to learn which way to slot the farecards into the machine on buses. I was so scared cos I was lost. Den I approached a secondary school girl, who of cos, is older den me at that time.

Me: zhe li shi na li?
Girl: er.. ni zai jurong.
Me: wo mi lu le!!! (ironically I said this after she tell me whr I am)

(being a young girl herself and is inexperienced in dealing with suicidal kids like me, she panicked.)

girl: bu yao ku, gei ni wo de cotton candy.
Me: *shakes head*
Girl: u take the same bus k? will get home de.
Me: ok.

Reached home safely but dun dare to tell mom I missed my primary three remedial due to my stupidity.

2) when the teacher asked for volunteers to write numbers on the whiteboard. i raised my hand excitedly. she gave me a red marker and i proceed to write the number "one" on the board. i start from the top of the board and slowly trace out a long long long 1 until it reaches the bottom of the board and separate the board into half. when my teacher look at it, she stunned.

3) my favourite princess is little mermaid. every time when we have free time, i will share the little mermaid stories with all my frens. once my teacher is playing a game with all of us.

teacher: lets guess which of your friends i am refering to ok?
kids: OK!! (in unison)
teacher: who likes to tell little mermaid stories!?
kids: .......
one boy: cindi.

and i swear i dunno who she is refering to until the boy said my name. how dumb. i used to eat real slow so when the whole nursery had left the canteen, i am still eating. my teacher will shake her head and said: "poor cindirella."

4) i had a huge birthday cake when i was four. it was in the shape of the no "4" and two doves sat at the top of "4"'s pointy tip. its white and look like a wedding cake to me. i was, as usual, dressed like a princess, but i look like a dork.

the whole nursery sang for me and gobbled the cake and left. no presents. sob.

5) when i said my first vulgar word. actually, i wasn't the one who said it. cos in my old house we can easily hear what ppl shout downstairs in the play ground, and it so happens tt a young guy shouted vulgarities so loud ppl living on my level can hear.

i was in my room letting barbie fight with red ranger.

mom: *enters room* wad did u say just now?
me: huh?
mom: did u ma chu hua!?
me: no no!
mom: i hear u scold u bluff me!

*whack whack whack*

and i dun even noe i was maligned. sayang myself.