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it was International Women's Day, on saturday. and i forgotten to rant about it! how could i let down my feminist principles so much..... just a note in case people are still wondering, feminists are not lesbians, and they do not hate men. they are just concerned with women's rights.
its time to celebrate bring a girl, and sometimes an independent woman! below are some of the things i bet guys wish they enjoy, and things girls shud be thankful they owned.
1) period: i am not shy to hide it, i just have the decency not to announce it to the whole world when i am undergoing one. Biologically, the occurence of period marks a female's fertility and the ability to produce babies(to carry family's name, to allow continuity or homo sapians...). Theoretically, trains our endurance to put up wearing diapers.
why guys wish they can enjoy it: when we go... "I can't run 2.4 km/sit up/board jump cos i got cramps." or "I got cramps can i go home early please?"
2) wide choices of dress codes to choose from: dresses, tunics, tights, PINK tights, stockings, tank tops, spag top etc etc not to mention good old tee and jeans. We can decide if we wan to be emo punk, rocker cool, girly sweet, princessy, spoilt rich girl, casual, boyish, geek.......
why guys wish they can enjoy it: who cant stand wearing tee and jeans/berms to school everyday? they can only dress as.... guys?
3) feminine wiles(spelt like tt?): "eeeerrr, i wan the nice soft toy!!" "eeeerrr, i cant run anymore!" or just cry. however feminist u can be, there must be one time a girl had used it, and it works:) i tried it many times and it made me a very good food critic. hee. and we wun be called a loser for appearing weak!
why guys wish they can enjoy it: need i say more?
4) female friends: (from cleo magazine, changed into own words) we cheer each other up when down, stand up for each other against male chauvinists, and provide pins, pads and emeregency make-up in case of crying. go loo, lunch and shopping tgt. sisters are easily made.
why guys are jealous: who's gg to tell them gently tt they have BO(not by merciless teasing)? most guys just let their own buddies deal with heartbreak on their own. and two guys who always go to the loo tgt are definitely gay.
i am glad tt i am a girl! i will choose to be a girl in my next life! despite the saggy skin and easily formed future wrinkles, the pressure to stay 10 pounds underweight... i still love being a girl!! and i just rewarded myself with new shoes and belt:)
this sounds secondary school but GIRLS ROCK!
on to other things...
i just ate: tons of chocolates, three bowls of claypot rice, two bowls of herbal chicken soup, two donuts, waffles, sandwiches etc etc...
i wish i wish... i really need to eat fish and chips badly.
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ohh man (not a pun on purpose!) i want to be a girl too in my next life!
I am glad I am a male.
I do not have to suffer the pain from menstrual cramps.
I do not have to spend more $ on more underwear, on makeup, on dozens of bags and shoes.
I do not have back pain from carrying two lumps on my chest through life.
I do not suffer from extreme emotional swings.
I am not a computer idiot.
I do not need an International Men's Day to celebrate my gender.
I totally own all of you at basketball.
In an attempt to rebutt wad kuku has said,
cramps are nothing compared to army.
eh my mom buy underwear for me. as for bags and shoes, they are all pass me downs. and my makeup all under ten bucks per item. cheaper den gadgets lei.
i no mood swing de :D
ok so wad if i am computer idiot.ask help from guys lor. the feminine wiles put to use.
women's day reminds us of our rising status and equality ma.
i own u at... being random?
my argument is so weak:(
Sob why did you remind me of NS (National Slavery) T_T
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