wad i do on a sian day

one day a woman ask her husband, "darling, answer me this honestly... how many women have u been to bed with before?"

"hmmmmm... honestly ah?" the guy said.

"well let me see.. there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven..... that's you, and eight, nine...."

i am so lame.

do u noe that penguins are the only animals that drink salt water, den pees out fresh water?

plus wanling, there's an average of 6 spider legs in every chocolate bar!!!