my employment history

just jotting down so i have something to fall back on if my resume is to be comsidered.

a) bedok kfc---jan 05 to dec 05
pay---$3.50
perks---lisan
job scope---feed ppl cloned and toxic pieces of seaweed claiming to be chicken meat, koping milo behind the counter and practise sliding on wet kitchen floor.

b) suntec bodyshop---dec 05 to dec 05
pay---$5.50
perks---free beauty advice and makeup from testers
job scope---handle how lian and basically cheapskate but act rich locals, and amuse caucasians with our weak attempts at service.

c) semiconductor co---jun 06 to jun 06
pay---$7
perks---biscuits from my auntie
job scope---file mountains of invoices and be everyone's doormat

d) bohemia crystal---dec 06, jan 07
pay---$5.50
perks---slacker boss who give lunch treats and nags alot
job scope---sell crystal, count stork, do simple admin and be good frens wit boss

e) wastons taka---jan 07 to feb 07
pay---$6
perks---nice olay and bionike promoter who gave me a scar healing cream, toner and mask. all expensive de lei
job scope---stand miserably in a place tt obstruct human traffic trying my best to sell one product a day and kana suan by managers who are fat and ridiculous, meanwhile being ps and not knowing it

f) M2BTV---feb 07 to mar 07
pay---$6
perks---maple playing and guodong being there
job scope---ridiculous ppl working wit u to do idiotic things to customer so the company collapse at a later date, meanwhile having childish retars planning conspiracy against u

g) technics engineering---mar 07 to ???
pay---$6
perks---free food and car rides out to lunch
job scope---cant sms, read, surf net if u gt nth to do, boss's name is john lightbody, and again being everyone's doormat and table cloth.

i lead a wonderful life i think.