concert

went to watch a band concert with wang. starts at 7.30 and it seems to be neverending!!! sat at our seats for two and a hlaf hours for a supposedly 103 mins show. the band played a star wars song and a wedding song. i was wondering when they will play pirates of the carribean cos that song is super nice!!! but they din. den the rest sound similar and i dozed off for half an hour or so.

night scene outside esplanade. its like a super bright city on the sea.

took pics of us all dressed up. i wore a pink dress and wang was in long sleeved shirt and jeans. we look damn retarded but who cares!! have to admit we sttracted quite a few discriminating glares tho haha.

took pics again. den i got slightly pissed off cos wang keep blinking and looking unprepared when i took pics.

sat sulking den wang pressed some coins into my hand. i looked down and saw they were couple rings instead!! we went to tm earlier to look at them and he got them without my knowledge.
he do that after he noe my ring size that snaeky little devil. my size is 11 while his is 22. 22 is jus right to pass hisknuckle but too loose to rest nicely on his finger. haha

unsure of how to show it off.

NICE:)

the night had a very happy ending. muack to a wang!!
reached home at 11.30pm. splat onto bed.

fireworks and my liberation

on my last day of work, wang brought me to the beach to play with fire. it was $4 for six boxes of six, which i tot was quite ex, since the wind at the beach is so huge those sticks couldn't last over a minute each.


my wang responsible for binging light into the night! he spoiled THREE lighters in the meantime tho.

look horrigible here but they were actually a brilliant green:)

anticipating... i hate myself looking haggard.

Back at work, i just realise i am responsible for 91 files!!!!! have to change their cover sheets and side labels and content pages and dividers in two weeks till i practically go mad and suffer severe backache. but i did not do any OT tho. man, i must be superhuman.

that day me and francis were crawling ard on the floor arranging those impossible files when the client, watching all the time, said lets go for dinner later, his treat.

at 5.30, we called a cab and francis suggested sakura, much to my dismay, cos i dun feel like eating buffet.

it is $24 per pax, and we have to wait till 6 to start, and were den ushered in promptly.

and wad the hell, it was so cool!!!!!!! i brought back fake sharksfin soup, which for some reason taste so much better den the parkway branch. den i had lasagne, which looks too freaky to be blogged. den i skipped main course and directly plunge into desserts. clockwise: siew mai, terriyaki chicken, durian puff, blackforest, eclair and banana crumble.

and OMG i tell u that freaky eclair has this super cooling, creamy custard filling!! i think i had arounds 5 of that.

they even have their own seafood bar!!!
den sushi bar.

there's oso like the main course bar, where there's our daily staple rice and bee hoon, plus lasagne. next to it are soups and chicken feet(i got no idea why they include this). den next to the soups are the siew mai and bao, plus beacurd rolls and dumplings. no xiao long bao tho.

they have the dessert cum fruit bar, and a fry-now-serve-u-soon bar. you leave a clip with your table no. in particular pole stands den they will cook and serve wad u wan in a jifty. i din eat any sushi, cos my stomach like to reject raw food in the most revolting way.


clockwise: tartar sauce with fried crab leg, fried scallop, wads left of my tempura shrimp and chicken wing.

den i have dessert for the third time! muah chee with peanut and yam filling. din try the green tea and red bean ones cos i am not a big fan. den the SUPERLICIOUS thai derssert i have tahan so long before getting. PRESENTING...(drum rolls) MANGO GLUTTINOUS RICE WITH COCONUT MILK!!! but too bad the rice is so hard to chew and the whole thing is cold plus rock hard instead of warm and steamy.

after sakura, i met khookhoonick and waylon at TM. nic still looked the same and waylon's complexion worsen hee hee. we sat at long john's and the boys try to fool me into thinking they won an ipod of 4G cos they upsized their meal and their scratch cards told them so. they ask me to go top the counter to claim the prize and they let me have the ipod for $20.

SURE BLUFF ONE LA think i so stupid is it!!!!!!! where gt so good deal one. must be think i am still as intellectually challenged as before. den we walked around while nic tried in vain to get a gift for his girl. den i told them wang gave me(actually is lend) his phone, and they go WAH!!! does he always give u expensive gifts etc and they bury their heads with their arms and couldn't believe that the ugly girl in class could get such things. plus those two siao gin na are below 1.8m and they keep suaning me abt wang being so tall and all. meanwhile ignoring me and go look at gundam toys. walao.

on my last day.. i bought my childhood sweets to endure the pain of going to work again.

sweet choco tablets in heart shape. 10 cents per pack.

my freakass busy and overcrowded desk. i have 91 such files to clear!!!!

me and francis. dunno why he leaned back tho. he asked me not to show this to wang for fear he get beaten up haha. yay last day i screamed and shouted and behaved very badly for the first 5 mins of my freedom. randall was like saying i am crazy or sth. den once i met wang i am too worn out to do anything and he said i looked sian. haha and jerome's hair is so many times longer den wang's too. plus wang's head really look like a pin ball i swear.

on authentic chinese names

baozhu has just entered the latest trend of name calling. not to other people, but herself. one day i saw her worte her name on the nus sports camp form as.......... stefanie.

and i go "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

and she said i am jealous or sth.

den i remembered lisan calling herself eve and amelia once! she sms me "hey, i am called amelia now, suit me rite?"

but eve and amelia dun even reflect lisan's character!!! i wan lisan to be the small, fun, pretty and laugh-out-super-loud TAN LISAN.

imagine i dun have an ang moh name. den one day i come to school and say, "hey guys i am josephine from now on k?"

i think all my frens will laugh to death.

if u cant imagine how hilarious and ridiculous the whole thing is, imagine chee tat striking a james bond pose and say "hey girls, i am johnson from now on." (no offence chee tat!! u are jus so innocent i wan to make a joke out of u)

it can be so pretentious!!! why cover up our beautiful meaningful names with sth else?

wanling: her name to me means serene, demure(supposedly anyway), and kind.

hanbing: cool, collected, pratical damsel.

tin mun(tian wen): past life is a dog. lol. means clever and articulate

kimwan(jin wang): funny big ears guy who is clumsy and bangs into walls. means forward looking.

lisan: beautiful, and sporty

baozhu: quirky and blur.

i am not sure wad malisa's qian ling means tho.

i wouldn't want wang to insist on me calling him steve too. i am too used to wang wang.

thank god hanbing and wanling haven tried such heart-attack tricks on me yet. but gosh, i used to like hanbing's name alot!

let us worry not for kong min(kuku), cos his english name is curl, and IT SUITS HIM.

wad i do on a sian day

one day a woman ask her husband, "darling, answer me this honestly... how many women have u been to bed with before?"

"hmmmmm... honestly ah?" the guy said.

"well let me see.. there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven..... that's you, and eight, nine...."

i am so lame.

do u noe that penguins are the only animals that drink salt water, den pees out fresh water?

plus wanling, there's an average of 6 spider legs in every chocolate bar!!!

wad i want

- few more FBT shorts so i can relax in all the nus camps
- a bikini, blue yellow, white pink... (may sound revolting to some of my peers tt i actually dare to step into one despite my previous struggle and persistent stand that anyone wearing those cloth in public is indecent and are bitches but i need it for nus camps)
- decent hair makeover cos the frizz and curls at the bottom are TWIRLING SERIOUSLY OUT OF HAND!
- nice pair of specs cos the old one has its blue printed rims brutally abused by me.
- one more earhole... pls hanbing?
- white laptop.. with some of the keys changed to pink!!! and diamond stickers pasted outside.
- a new bronze tan. i jus realise my dark tan is making me look very old next to my frens!!! when can i ever turn into a beach babe? haiyo i am damn bhb.
- creamy chicken.. the ultimate combo of all ur dreams and hopes stirred in heavenly cream and showered with sinful garlic and leave u craving for more more MORE!

someone pls shoot me... am i too dark??????

on why i got a funny bf

wang bot this for $1.90. his mom say he look very funny.

enough said. lol.

on why i am like that

with wang. forgot where we went.


these outings at night is starting to take a toll on me. i am feeling very lethargic recently. am looking for remedies to boost my energy. maybe i shud resort to fengshui.

once again... why do i look so haggard? hai.

eva is like totally ignoring me now, which i try to be optimistic and see it as a blessing. i think she will be very pissed off if she knew i think this way... but who cares? not me that's for sure.

on why i am so sad and happy at the same time

i am happy cos the weekend is coming. this indicates:

a) temporary liberation
b) no need to see any bird face from work
c) no need to sacrifice sleep for some unworthy cause
d) can do as much shopping as i liked:)

i am sad cos:

a) saw dresses for $20 so gorgeous but cant buy
b) at the back of my mind monday threatens to loom near

went orchard with will and baozhu yesterday. those two had a good time suaning and outcasting me by whispering so rudely tsk! plus as usual bz is late! hai

wang told me his bro brought his gf to dinner with his parents. i wonder wad that mean sia.

on why i am a busy woman

plans this week:

monday: slogged like hell cos got client camping in my office.

tuesday: slogged like hell cos got client camping in my office.

wednesday: still slogging, but after work will meet a wang for dinner.

thursday: still slogging, but meet bz after work to hand in sports camp form and dinner and some shopping and meeting will.

friday: still slogging, but meet wang for dinner after work and go kbox wit tkd peeps after tt.

saturday: hopefully i wun get to work, den watch shrek with wang and hand in fass camp form.

sunday: gran ma's b day. wil wear a dress there!!!

monday: tried to do sth but din go accordingly as planned.

tuesday - friday: repeat whole slogging cycle.

foot note: met lisan today to give her my hostel form to hand in. she got curls lol. she said i looked different and my complexion is not only better, but very nice!!!!!

i feel so pretty all over again:)

on wang's pop!

i wasnt there to witness it. cos jerome say he not free to go and most of my good frens are probly working except for the malingerer wanling. here's wang with his parents. really cant stand his ears.

wit his mom. so sweet right. he said he worked very hard during pop rehearsals cos he tot i will be there to see him march. but he say he dun feel very happy to pop cos i wasnt there. haha so nice:)

with his mates. i swear the second guy from the right looks like a girl. look so slim can! but wang say he's not skinny and he's called amos. oh well.
cant spot him here..... until he said he's hiding at the back.

he's the one who flashed his belly button.

the boys celebrated their liberation. i wud jus love this kind of events.

on gg out at night

taken by francis when he examine my phone. he said my sony erricsson was very nice and the camera very clear. this is my "office". put that file in front of the com so i look like i am doing work. but at times, i seriously am slogging hard.

on our way home from orchard. it was nine plus at night and i feel very tired. tts why my hair like that. bought a pink tube and a casual dress. i think my frens will be very shocked to hear this.

reach home at 10.15pm. tired................

does wang look better with or without hair? pls enlighten me with your views my dear frens.

on how i trapped him

jus now during lunch i set a trap for ronald. as this is not the first time me and eva had a major fell-out, i told ronald wad happen yest. so if eva were to come confront me regarding on the same matter, i wud noe who sold me out. i cant trust anyone at all, cos eva has a larger influence and will be in this company for the rest of her life. so lets wait and see.

on why i think she's a bitch part 2

today i cried in the office:(

i was doing francis's stuff till three thirty in the afternoon, left one an a half hour till i leave the horrid place. so i went downstairs to pass franics my finished work (and found him not at his desk) so i popped by at ronald's desk. i talked to him for a while and helped him call other companies requesting about quotations etc. while we are talking about him jio-ing a particular girl, justina walked in. i can tell that she dun really enjoy seeing me there, cos her face went charcoal for an instant. den she brightened up and talked to henry and ronald, completely ignoring my existence. as i am too magnanimous to care about her ignoring me my omnipotent presence, i turned to read today's paper. den after justina walked out, eva stormed in and asked me if i have any work to do. i immediately jumped to attention and say yes i got nth to do! and was about to add nicely "how can i help" when she said i was slacking while she slogged away at her desk. she say since i am free why didn't i ask her for work to do. den she say recently i am always not at my desk, implying that i am always slacking with ronald. following that she strowmed back to ask ronald if i have been talking to him for god-noes-how-long. i dunno wad ronald said, but she asked me to photocopy stuff and throw the originals here and there, slamming cupboards and frowning at the same time. when i've done my copy job and passed the things to her, she snatched them from me.

eva: recently i cant seem to find you at your desk.

me: really? but i've always been there. (i noe she is accusing me that i am slacking with ronald la)

eva: oh really?

at this point an indian guy interrupts and tell eva abt work so i wait at one side with my arms folded.

eva(upon finishing with indian guy): why u fold your arms like that? not satisfied with me eh? *she said this in such a bitchy voice i wan to bash her up so bad*

mid note: do u noe crossing your arms across your chest is a defensive pose? arms akimbo is offensive, and apparently she dunno that. plus ppl who waits usually fold their arms. no? look at the guys waiting outside the female loo. either hand in pocket or across the chest.

(points to a big pile of paper on her desk)
eva: i did this while u were slacking. do u feel bad?

me: ...

eva: forget it, ask francis if he has things for u to do.

so i walked away and i noe she is going to say more, but i jus stroll out of the room like that, without waiting for her to shoot more sarcastic nonsense at me. i cant tolerate anymore either.

went to francis desk. was in the mid of discussion when eva asked to talk to francis in private. even if they dun, i noe wad they are gg to be discussing anyway.

francis came back and asked me wad happen between us two. i told him how i was accused by eva when she said i badmouth her. twice.

he sympathises and pats me on my head several times and asked me not to cry. says must be strong. stand on my own feet. pass me tissue. pats my head again. he said he dun wan ppl to bully me (so nice!)

i hope he wun tell eva i cried tho. she wud be so smug that she laughed till wrinkles appear next to her mouth and could hold three days rain. (since she accuse me of sth i nv do so i do it now yes?)

i think justina is the coward who goes around telling eva wad i did. cos previously i ask her to help me dl songs to my hp she went to tell eva too. i wonder what i did to make her stoop so low and mould her to be so unscrupulous? when i went to talk to ronald she oso went to leak news cos i think she fancies ronald. but too bad he dun like her.

francis told me to stay away from them since they are so scheming. i seriously think they dun like me for some petty reasons or another. shuling is the only sincere girl i think in the company cos altho she hangs out with those despicable ppl all the time, she ceased to be influenced by how childish and ugly they are. i find her quite pretty too. hee hee

plus when john ask eva to stop talking to shu ling so much till ppl complained, i dun think he throws tantrums like eva did me today. so there.

if she wants a fight, den all i have to say is she got one.

on nus and other things

was scanning thru nus camp bookilet and decided to join:

fass camp: 26 to 30 june, fees $50
appeal: was voted best camp last year and was my faculty. with lisan

sports camp: 2 to 7 july, fees $50.
appeal: could let me get in temasek hall perhaps more easily, and they are trying many new sports. with bz.

rovers camp: 16 to 19 july, fees $30
appeal: cheap ma, plus can go night cycling. with lisan again!

note to self: take good care of your contact lens in these cases!! cos it will be worn for a long long time. pacify wang cos some camps occupy weekends.

i am such a playful girl :)

on pics and other things

at bugis long john's. i think i look very small-sized here. plus is my face really very childish? francis treats me like a kid and ronald said i look like i haven grow up.

playing wit wang's phone.

when he smile nicely i wun!!!

see wad i mean? hee hee.

he look like an octupus here.

saw this gorgeous dress for 70 bucks at tm! was tempted to buy in for prom three to four years down the road. plus its at the right length... wa lao.

why am i always like tt? i've been retarded my whole life i guess its time i try to act demure and be another person. but i will miss hitting ppl on the back and making faces if i do.

wang. why he smile like tt de?

nice nice.

yest a guy from my workplace ask me to go jogging with him. i rejected him, but i felt bad cos he seems to take the rejection very personally. for god sake why wun he grow up? but i din regret saying no, cos i really dun wan spend "alone" time with him. eee.

plans for weekend:
fri - go ktv with tkd ppl.
sat - flea market with wang and do some cheapskate shopping.
sun - watch shrek.

note to clara: stop singing the coconut donkey song to your colleagues!! plus i really dun need to see the actions.

on kids and other things

was listening to muttons in the morning when they said that ostrichs are the only birds with their brains smaller than their eyes. but i remember that time wang said his brain is in his little finger lei.

monday - the start of a viscous cycle, being bored to death den revived during the weekends and die again. dying of second hand smoke. i jus think smokers who affect non-smokers adversely shud be castrated. girls shud be disfigured. (speeding up the aftermath of smoking anyway)

winnie is(or was?) working with kids. i cant believe it.
recently there's a show on channel 8 which shows how authistic and retarded kids get help from special schools. that show successfully repel me from trying to like kids. no offence to parents of kids with special needs, but i dun even like normal, healthy kids.

they are just so repulsive.

they are noisy, needs attention all the time and are not cute at all. why do other girls like kids so much? kids pick up vulgarities faster den they do manners, and they require so much money to rear, and so much pain to produce. plus wanling once told me one of the reasons she will ever get pregnant is cos boobs get fuller during and after pregnancy. not that wanling hate kids, no. she likes them, much to my disapproval.

wang says a family without kids is not whole. so i said u wan kids jus to make ur family whole? den he gave up arguing with a simple "u'll understand when u grow up". den i said haven i grown up enough? he said my perspective is never the same; it changes all the time, so i'm still more or less a kid. wa lao.

unless the kids are malay kids or ang moh kids, who i find super adorable. they have so much life in them, unlike singapore chinese kids, who mostly looked under-nourished or spoilt rotten, not to mention bespectacled.

my mom says i'm very selfish if i were not to have kids in the future, which wang agrees and i strongly disagree. i dun think anyone will be able to change my perspective in the near future, cos i still think dogs are worthy of more attention and love den kids, who are inappreciative dwarfs, creating more trouble den they are worth.

on why i think she's a bitch

the client of a huge project dropped by yesterday, sending my whole team into a frenzy, tyring to make them feel comfortable and keeping them updated on the progress of the construction. den they went to the shelves where we kept all the paperwork and asked to see some files from section L. i took all 5 files for them and one client said that there was supposed to be 6 files. den john, eva and francis all turn to look at me. actually i was in charge of all these files, from section A to R, each section having at least 3 files. but section L was done way before i was recruited, so i have no idea where the last file went. francis understood my plight and proceed to search his desk in case the file was misplaced there, while john tried to talk to the client so as to distract them from focusing on my incapability. also, on one of the section L files' sidebars is typed wrongly, and eva immediately said to me,"see, u typed wrongly" in wad i deemed as an accusing manner. but the ang moh client beamed at me and said,"its all right! we all make mistakes sometimes". and i was spared.

the thing was HOW COULD I TYPE THE SIDEBAR IF I WASN'T EVEN HIRED YET?

me and francis ran around to search the missing file, and den i spotted eva talking to a guy who has issues i dun think to be more urgent than ours. and when john asked her to search the files, she stood at the shelf and move the files idly around, and asked me if i misplaced the file or i did not realise it to be missing in the first place.

wa lao dunno it is missing oso my fault!? she oso dunno wad.

i think all she care is that i am delaying her break to go smoke cos justina is waiting for her at the corridor with her box of cigarettes. while me john and francis were sending the customers away, i saw her returning from her puff break. i really cant stand her anymore.

hee

francis said he will do all the work while i play msn games.

no wonder i'm so free nowadays.

i think he dotes on me :)